Since encountering this huge hairy ape-like creature, I have since avoided dressing in the men's locker room. It was terrifying when I walked into the locker room and caught the awful sight of this beast bending over to pick up his shoes. I think the other fella that walked in with me was just as scared.
So if you are a Bigfoot hunter, and have been unsuccessful in your search, go to your nearest gym and more than likely, you'll find him there.