I use to tease my wife for showering before going to the gym. Why would someone take a shower to go to the gym?
I don't tease my wife anymore.
A few Sundays ago, my wife and I went to Gold's Gym.
Like usual, she went upstairs to do cardio, while I stay downstairs with the machines.
I'll be honest, I don't perspire easily. Not like the other people at the gym. And I know I don't emit a pungent stench. Really.
After doing the machines for fifteen minutes, I make my way upstairs to do 20 to 30 minutes of cardio.
Upstairs there is a variety of cardio machines, such as stair machines, treadmills, stationary bikes, elliptical and striders--my wife calls it a "stepper."
I went upstairs and selected the closeststepper strider to the stairs, which also happens to be next to the paper dispenser and disinfectant spray.
In front of me was an attractive athletic blonde running on the treadmill. My wife was down the end of the treadmills walking on an incline.
Honestly, I thought this couldn't be a betterview day, until something pungent wafted towards me. I couldn't place the source of the smell. Could it be the guy two steppers striders away? Perhaps it's me?
I kept striding along and smelling my arm pits concerned that the smell was my own. This went on for several minutes until the attractive blonde girl stopped her treadmill and walked towards the paper dispenser and disinfectant spray.
Eww! I had found the source.
What did it smell like? Ever walked past a trash bin in a downtown alley? That's what it smelled like. No joking.
So, I thanked my wife for showering and since then have made it a point to shower as well before heading to the gym.
I don't tease my wife anymore.
A few Sundays ago, my wife and I went to Gold's Gym.
Like usual, she went upstairs to do cardio, while I stay downstairs with the machines.
I'll be honest, I don't perspire easily. Not like the other people at the gym. And I know I don't emit a pungent stench. Really.
After doing the machines for fifteen minutes, I make my way upstairs to do 20 to 30 minutes of cardio.
Upstairs there is a variety of cardio machines, such as stair machines, treadmills, stationary bikes, elliptical and striders--my wife calls it a "stepper."
I went upstairs and selected the closest
In front of me was an attractive athletic blonde running on the treadmill. My wife was down the end of the treadmills walking on an incline.
Honestly, I thought this couldn't be a better
I kept striding along and smelling my arm pits concerned that the smell was my own. This went on for several minutes until the attractive blonde girl stopped her treadmill and walked towards the paper dispenser and disinfectant spray.
Eww! I had found the source.
What did it smell like? Ever walked past a trash bin in a downtown alley? That's what it smelled like. No joking.
So, I thanked my wife for showering and since then have made it a point to shower as well before heading to the gym.
